Don't Try This At Home (Bourke/Ferrugia/Rouillier)
IT WAS A PERFECT SUNDAY FOR A NASCAR JUNKIE
THEY WERE BUMPIN' UP AT BRISTOL ALL DAY
THEN ON LAP 82 SOMEBODY'S TIRE BLEW
HE HIT THE WALL WE COULD SEE THE FLAMES
WE WERE HOLDING OUR BREATH WHEN THEY PULLED HIM FROM THE WRECK
THEY WERE CHECKIN HIM FOR BROKEN BONES
THEN HE TURNED TO THE CAMERA IN A VERY CALM MANNER SAID
DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME
(CHORUS)
THIS IS DANGEROUS DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME
THIS IS HIGH RISK, BETTER JUST LEFT ALONE
'CAUSE I'M A LITTLE INSANE WELL-TRAINED PROFESSIONAL
THIS IS DANGEROUS, DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME
WELL WE LEFT THE RACETRACK HEADED FOR THE RIB SHACK
GOOD TIMES AND ICE COLD BEER
THAT'S WHEN TROUBLE WALKED BY AND GAVE LARRY THE EYE
HER LONG LEGS AND INTENTIONS WERE CLEAR
HE GAVE US A WINK AND HE SLIPPED OFF HIS RING SAID YOU BOYS
ARE ON YOUR ON
SO JUST STAY AT THE TABLE KEEP YOUR HORSE IN THE STABLE
DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME
(CHORUS)
I WAS THUMBING THROUGH THE PAGES OF A MONDAY MORNING PAPER
I WAS SHOCKED BY WHAT I SAW
THERE WAS A PICTURE OF LARRY BROKEN LEGS LOOKIN’ SCARY
THEY WERE FEEDING HIM THROUGH A STRAW
THEY ARRESTED HIS WIFE SHE SAID HE’S LUCKY HE SURVIVED
I COULD’VE KICKED HIS CHEATIN’ BUTT FROM HERE TO ROME
LARRY’S JAW WAS BROKE BUT THEY QUOTED THE NOTE
HE WROTE DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME
DON'T YOU KNOW IT'S DANGEROUS DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME
THIS IS HIGH RISK, IT’S BETTER JUST LEFT ALONE
THOUGHT I WAS A LITTLE INSANE WELL-TRAINED PROFESSIONAL
BUT THIS IS DANGEROUS, DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME
THOUGHT I WAS A LITTLE INSANE WELL-TRAINED PROFESSIONAL
BUT THIS IS DANGEROUS, DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME
