Don't Try This At Home (Bourke/Ferrugia/Rouillier)
IT WAS A PERFECT SUNDAY FOR A NASCAR JUNKIE THEY WERE BUMPIN' UP AT BRISTOL ALL DAY THEN ON LAP 82 SOMEBODY'S TIRE BLEW HE HIT THE WALL WE COULD SEE THE FLAMES WE WERE HOLDING OUR BREATH WHEN THEY PULLED HIM FROM THE WRECK THEY WERE CHECKIN HIM FOR BROKEN BONES THEN HE TURNED TO THE CAMERA IN A VERY CALM MANNER SAID DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME (CHORUS) THIS IS DANGEROUS DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME THIS IS HIGH RISK, BETTER JUST LEFT ALONE 'CAUSE I'M A LITTLE INSANE WELL-TRAINED PROFESSIONAL THIS IS DANGEROUS, DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME WELL WE LEFT THE RACETRACK HEADED FOR THE RIB SHACK GOOD TIMES AND ICE COLD BEER THAT'S WHEN TROUBLE WALKED BY AND GAVE LARRY THE EYE HER LONG LEGS AND INTENTIONS WERE CLEAR HE GAVE US A WINK AND HE SLIPPED OFF HIS RING SAID YOU BOYS ARE ON YOUR ON SO JUST STAY AT THE TABLE KEEP YOUR HORSE IN THE STABLE DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME (CHORUS) I WAS THUMBING THROUGH THE PAGES OF A MONDAY MORNING PAPER I WAS SHOCKED BY WHAT I SAW THERE WAS A PICTURE OF LARRY BROKEN LEGS LOOKIN’ SCARY THEY WERE FEEDING HIM THROUGH A STRAW THEY ARRESTED HIS WIFE SHE SAID HE’S LUCKY HE SURVIVED I COULD’VE KICKED HIS CHEATIN’ BUTT FROM HERE TO ROME LARRY’S JAW WAS BROKE BUT THEY QUOTED THE NOTE HE WROTE DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME DON'T YOU KNOW IT'S DANGEROUS DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME THIS IS HIGH RISK, IT’S BETTER JUST LEFT ALONE THOUGHT I WAS A LITTLE INSANE WELL-TRAINED PROFESSIONAL BUT THIS IS DANGEROUS, DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME THOUGHT I WAS A LITTLE INSANE WELL-TRAINED PROFESSIONAL BUT THIS IS DANGEROUS, DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME