Crank The Hank (Rory Bourke/Brent Baxter/Robin Welty)
All week long I’ve been spinning my wheels
Now I’m leaving muddy ruts in Mr. Wilson’s field
Hiding from the county cops ten miles out of town
Our trucks are in a circle with their headlights on
Then Suzi says, “Baby, wont you play me a song”
I know what turns her on, so I turn it up loud
Chorus)
I turn to Willie when I’m buzzing
Waylon when I’m cussing
Paycheck when there ain’t no money in the bank
It’s Haggard when I’m heartbroke
And Cash when theres no hope
And old George Jones when all I need is a drink
But when it’s time to throw down
I crank the Hank
Tommy’s on his tailgate trying to float that keg
Tammy’s sipping box wine with her hand on his leg
Wayne and Mary Beth ain’t come up for air all night
Johnny’s sweet talking Bo’s ex-girlfriend
And he’s rounding first base when Bo cuts in
I’m cueing up a backwoods song for a country boy fight
(Repeat Chorus)
(Bridge)
Whiskey Bent And Hell Bound
Tear In My Beer
Shakin’ off a work week way out here
Monday’s comin but this Country Boy Can Survive
Cause All My Rowdy Friends
Are Coming Over Tonight
(Repeat Chorus)
