Crank The Hank (Rory Bourke/Brent Baxter/Robin Welty)
All week long I’ve been spinning my wheels Now I’m leaving muddy ruts in Mr. Wilson’s field Hiding from the county cops ten miles out of town Our trucks are in a circle with their headlights on Then Suzi says, “Baby, wont you play me a song” I know what turns her on, so I turn it up loud Chorus) I turn to Willie when I’m buzzing Waylon when I’m cussing Paycheck when there ain’t no money in the bank It’s Haggard when I’m heartbroke And Cash when theres no hope And old George Jones when all I need is a drink But when it’s time to throw down I crank the Hank Tommy’s on his tailgate trying to float that keg Tammy’s sipping box wine with her hand on his leg Wayne and Mary Beth ain’t come up for air all night Johnny’s sweet talking Bo’s ex-girlfriend And he’s rounding first base when Bo cuts in I’m cueing up a backwoods song for a country boy fight (Repeat Chorus) (Bridge) Whiskey Bent And Hell Bound Tear In My Beer Shakin’ off a work week way out here Monday’s comin but this Country Boy Can Survive Cause All My Rowdy Friends Are Coming Over Tonight (Repeat Chorus)